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kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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manaphy:

i get asked where i buy my alpacassos a lot and the answer is sort all over the place, but i find the best place to buy them is otaku mode

  • cheaper than anywhere else
  • authentic !!
  • really fast shipping

large alpacas are $25, small are $10

if you sign up using this link you get $5 off your purchase!! (which i believe can be used over again throughout the week although i may be wrong)

https://otakumode.com/invite/00f080

https://otakumode.com/invite/00f080

https://otakumode.com/invite/00f080

https://otakumode.com/invite/00f080

^signing up that code will get you a jumbo alpaca for $20 and/or a small one for $5

most alpacas u find elsewhere sell for about $40-$50 for a jumbo and $20 for a small

go nuts

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

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bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

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jaspreetequalslove:

antisocialblogger:

The best engagement rings are the ones that hold significance. Japan-based Torafu Architects coated a ring in a thin layer of silver that rubs off over time to reveal an 18-karat, gold wedding band beneath. By wearing each ring, the time shared between two people can thus be physically seen, in order to remind them of how beautiful and strong long-lasting love can truly become as time passes.

This makes me so happy

this is beautiful

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[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive at LAX airport - July 22nd, 2014 

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer arrive at LAX airport - July 22nd, 2014 

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its-canada-here:

if you hurt ashton irwin to the point where he begins to cry i hope you know that you, your family, and all your cows are cursed for eternity

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raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

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